Good Morning Folks,
Sometimes, some correspondence comes across my “bow” that I just consider too good to keep to myself. These were forwarded from an old “army buddy” who received them from his daughter. Take a moment and have a laugh. And we think we’re smarter than them…
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
'1' Blaming your farts on me....not funny... not funny at all !!!
'2' Yelling at me for barking. COME ON, I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
'4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when
you're not home.
'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud
moment for the top of the food chain.
'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we
'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered
that handshake thing yet.
'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ???Haven't you noticed the fur?
'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop, do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
Have a great day, gone to feed the dogs.